1. Identity
A policeman stopped the car
‘You jumped the signal. Pay me Rs100’
No, I didn’t. It was green.
‘Sorry. either pay up or take the challan
‘Give me challan’
‘Your license please’
‘See my ID card’
‘You jumped the signal. Pay me Rs100’
No, I didn’t. It was green.
‘Sorry. either pay up or take the challan
‘Give me challan’
‘Your license please’
‘See my ID card’
R.Guruprasad
Vigilance Commissioner
Government of ……”
Vigilance Commissioner
Government of ……”
Sir, excuse me. I didn’t know
Never mind. Show me your
identity card.
Hello
Yes, sir
I need a piece of information.
I am new here, Sir
Call someone else
No one here
What crap?
True, all are dead here except me
What bull shit are you talking?
When everyone is dead, how can I say they are alive?
Where are you speaking from?
From the mortuary, Sir
Yes, sir
I need a piece of information.
I am new here, Sir
Call someone else
No one here
What crap?
True, all are dead here except me
What bull shit are you talking?
When everyone is dead, how can I say they are alive?
Where are you speaking from?
From the mortuary, Sir
He whispered in the crowded bus. “Pickpockets are plenty here. Be careful."
Immediately I felt my back pocket and sighed with much relief.
"Thank you for alerting me," I said as he neared the entrance.
When he alighted at the next stop, gratefully I touched my back pocket to find to my shock it empty.
I was sitting on the bench at the park.
When a small dog snuggled my feet, I patted it gently
Wagging its tail, it romped on the sidewalk happily.
A man on cycle foolishly crushed the puppy.
Struck with remorse, he thrust 500 rupees.
“What name?”
“Dunno”
“Strange name”
I genuinely pitied the street dog.
“Dunno”
“Strange name”
I genuinely pitied the street dog.
5. The First time
My family was away.
I found her when strolling in the mall. Tall, shapely and attractive, she was.
I took her home. How lucky I am, I wondered even as I laid her on the bed.
I gingerly caressed her soft silky hair.
It’s my first gift of a Barbie doll for my baby daughter
6. Jackpot
The neighbour said first thing in the morning "You will hit the jackpot today!"
I wondered how he knew my plan to visit the Casino.
With high spirits, I determined to try my luck fully. As I took the car out, I broke a flower pot mistakenly. My wife shrieked "You have hit Jack’s pot!!!"
7. A night at a motel
It was midnight.
“No vacancy,” said the motel clerk.
“There is a key hanging on the board.
“Not suitable for occupation.”
“Give me the key, I have no place to go”
“You will regret”
“Never mind.”
An icy cold hand tapped me from behind as I inserted the key.
“I have lived here for ages.”
“No vacancy,” said the motel clerk.
“There is a key hanging on the board.
“Not suitable for occupation.”
“Give me the key, I have no place to go”
“You will regret”
“Never mind.”
An icy cold hand tapped me from behind as I inserted the key.
“I have lived here for ages.”
8. Urgent Surgery
“I have unbearable pain below my right abdomen”.
After examination, the physician asked, “Have you made your will?”
Shocked, I asked, “Is it life-threatening?”
“Acute appendicitis”
“It is a minor surgery,” I said
Yes, minor for most but not for Dr Govinda, the only surgeon available.”
“Why?”
“He failed in anatomy thrice scoring single-digit marks
9. Why?
She met her ex-flame in a mall
He dropped her home
‘Please come in.
‘Surely, I will’’
They sat on the sofa with drinks.
He hugged her tight. She melted
Soon they locked lips passionately
They went into the bedroom closing the doors
The next moment she rushed out screaming
Why?
Sorry, 55 words restriction!!
The boy opened the bottle lying by the pond. Out came a genie.
“Ask me a wish"
"Let me ask my mom."
“I cannot give time.”
"Okay, tell me how such a big form can be in the small bottle?”
"Simple like this” the genie went in. Capping the bottle he ran to his mom.
:-) :-) All superb!! Original ideas - captured in just a few words each.. Amazing
ReplyDeleteGood ones. The last two took the cake. In awe of your writing skills.
ReplyDeleteVery interesting. Story # 6 I would call kadi joke.
ReplyDeleteThis is one of your best contributions!!! ๐๐๐๐
ReplyDeleteEspecially 9th one So funny.
Each one has its own unique touch - humor, suspense , profound message and so on. Hope to see more like these
Chitra
Fantastic sir. Each one is excellent. Regards - Mahesh
ReplyDeleteSuperb.
ReplyDeleteliked the story identity ๐
Nice change from the usual long form :) Like it.
ReplyDeleteLove these. Here we can see the nuggets that inform your storytelling genius!
ReplyDeletePrevous comment was mine
ReplyDeleteNice small fictions. ๐
ReplyDeleteOriginal entertainment
ReplyDeleteRavi: Sir, I am resigning.
ReplyDeleteManager: Why ?
Ravi : Got job in Mallya Airlines, sir
Manager: Ok, what's the salary?
Ravi : Rs 25 K ,Sir
Manager: Stupid.you are earning Rs35 k here.
Ravi : Money doesn't , Sir !!!
Manager : Why? Then what ?
Ravi : job satisfaction sir.
He showed the group photo ( of more than 10 bikiniclad girls) welcoming
him to the coy.
I take liberty to add the 11 th item, to your delightful 55 fiction.
In addition to reading you gave another job of counting number of words. Sir a magician of situations and words !!!๐PKR
ReplyDeleteCreatively compact and rapidly funny! (Though many a GenZ would find it too long.). (JJ)
ReplyDeleteBrilliant !
ReplyDeleteAll of them quirky and funny
ReplyDeleteVery nice reads like a Readers Digest Article .
Excellent nuggets! Liked the 3rd one most; smart fellow!! Atin Biswas
ReplyDeleteGood ones!
ReplyDeleteNice stories! ๐๐๐
ReplyDeleteFun to read, but did not understand the first one. Is the police man getting blamed for trying to do his job?
Srikanth
Something different but I prefer your stories to this.
ReplyDeleteCute ones, crispy carved!
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